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PostPosted: Sun Jan 07, 2018 10:44 pm 
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Peter goes into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist
"Hello, could you give me condom? I'm going to my girlfriend's place for dinner and I think I may be in with a chance!"
The pharmacist gives him the condom and as peter was going out he returns and says,"Give me another condom because my girlfriend's sister is very cute too. She always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me and I think I might strike a luck there too." The pharmacist gives him a second condom and as Peter was leaving again he turns back and says "Give me one more condom because my girlfriend's mum is still pretty cute and when she sees me she always makes eye contact and since she invited me for dinner I think she is expecting me to make a move. During dinner,peter sat with his girlfriend on d left, the sister on his right and the mum facing him. When the Dad walks in, Peter lowers his head and starts the dinner prayer."Dear Lord, bless this dinner and thank you for all u've given us".
Ten minutes after, peter was still praying "Thank you Lord for your kindness. ...."
Ten minutes go by, and peter is still praying, keeping his head down, very close to the table. They all looked at each other surprised, and his girlfriend was even more surprised than others. She gets close to him and whispered, "I didn't know you were so religious."Peter with his head still on the table replies, "I never knew your dad was a pharmacist!"

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 Post subject: Re: pharmacy
PostPosted: Mon Jan 08, 2018 10:28 am 
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Location: Altofts Yorks. Blue 9C2 9F2 & 12B4
:D :D

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Please will forum members put their bike model letter, & 1 or 2 after their Profile Location. eg: Your Town & B1,2,3,4 C1,2 E1,2 F1,2
As all zx9's are all slightly different, and I get fed up having to ask which model & number, as year may not be accurate.


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 Post subject: Re: pharmacy
PostPosted: Tue Jan 09, 2018 7:45 pm 
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:D Excellent :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: pharmacy
PostPosted: Tue Jan 09, 2018 8:32 pm 
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Very funny.

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 Post subject: Re: pharmacy
PostPosted: Fri Jan 12, 2018 10:37 am 
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:lol:

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